hk top 10 presented by jimmy carr most probably

hey all. just came back from our cancelled boat tour. no footballs on either tonight. so i might as well make use of the free internet here. heres my review of hong kong. ill try and keep it interesting.

HK was really good. probably more so cos all my relatives live there. so dame and i hardly spent anything as all meals and accomodation was taken care off. which was, nice. i learnt all about my family history and met with relatives id never seen before. as there is so much i could ramble about ill just create a list of standout memories, in no particular order, here goes:

1) having a bbq with my aunt, uncle, cousins and thier many friends on the beach front in the pouring rain
2) watching peter 'chopstick legs' crouch score a goal in world footballs premier competition
3) dame and i having our photo taken with mr and mrs. mouse
4) trying to stay awake, then suddenly watching joe cole score goal of the tournament in a karoke booth with my cousin who was alseep most of the game
5) visiting the history and science museums - the 2 best museums we've seen on our travels so far
6) going to ocean park (an aquarium themepark). dolphins can jump well high! pandas are well lazy!
7) expericing living in the infamous chungking mansion on our first 2 nights before my relatives put us up. its just full of gangsters, downbeats and people who belong to mental asylums. no wonder its so cheap.
8) watching 'big' thus taking our tally of tom hanks films watched on our travels to 4 (then i watched that 'thing thing you do' when i was with my mum = 5)
9) meeting my cousins jason and sonny who use to live in england and who i hadnt seen since i was bout 8
10) shopping for vests. dame and i decided we would lay our vest debate to rest by letting you, the audience, decide whether i look cool or not. leave a 'yes, garlen does look cool as fuck' or a 'no, garlen looks like like a dick with no sleeves' in the comments box.

right, thats that. off to shower now. i cant believe how much ive been sweating since we got to vietnam. i almost smell as bed as dame. plus! he wouldnt even let me use his roll on deodrant after i had a shower! he said he didnt want to share my armpit fungus disease! if only those chinese pirate bandits hadnt let him escape so easily.

oi oi hanoi! garl xox